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		<title>Comment on Waiting for my flight at DCA by kevin (admin)</title>
		<link>http://magicpork.com/?p=124#comment-28315</link>
		<dc:creator>kevin (admin)</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Sep 2010 21:55:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Glad I could provide some amusement to all of the editors reading my blog. In other words, you.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Glad I could provide some amusement to all of the editors reading my blog. In other words, you.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Waiting for my flight at DCA by Fran</title>
		<link>http://magicpork.com/?p=124#comment-28314</link>
		<dc:creator>Fran</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Sep 2010 21:45:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I like that you add [sic] to your own writing. :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I like that you add [sic] to your own writing. <img src='http://magicpork.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /></p>
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		<title>Comment on Waiting for my flight at DCA by Katie</title>
		<link>http://magicpork.com/?p=124#comment-28181</link>
		<dc:creator>Katie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Sep 2010 01:36:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>As a general rule, you can wear "neutrals" (black, white, gray, brown, tan, khaki, jeans) of any shade with any color. Therefore yellow + gray = acceptable.

Color rules get more tricky when you're a chick, but if you stick with the above mantra you'll be OK.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As a general rule, you can wear &#8220;neutrals&#8221; (black, white, gray, brown, tan, khaki, jeans) of any shade with any color. Therefore yellow + gray = acceptable.</p>
<p>Color rules get more tricky when you&#8217;re a chick, but if you stick with the above mantra you&#8217;ll be OK.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Diet Dr Pepper by kevin (admin)</title>
		<link>http://magicpork.com/?p=103#comment-26615</link>
		<dc:creator>kevin (admin)</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Jul 2010 17:52:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I would never attempt humor on this site, dry or wet. Rest assured, Dr Pepper marketing slogans and the design of their cans is of the utmost importance to my life.

BTW, you will know how much time I have on my hands because it is an inverse relationship to the frequency of my blog posts. Unfortunately, you can't determine anything about the time on my hands by the quality or subject matter of my blog posts.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I would never attempt humor on this site, dry or wet. Rest assured, Dr Pepper marketing slogans and the design of their cans is of the utmost importance to my life.</p>
<p>BTW, you will know how much time I have on my hands because it is an inverse relationship to the frequency of my blog posts. Unfortunately, you can&#8217;t determine anything about the time on my hands by the quality or subject matter of my blog posts.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Diet Dr Pepper by Christo</title>
		<link>http://magicpork.com/?p=103#comment-26614</link>
		<dc:creator>Christo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Jul 2010 17:30:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>If I only had the same complaints in my life as this blogger.  You have too much time on your hands, sir.  Although, I was somewhat entertained by reading your various complaints against Dr Pepper products.  So, if dry humor was attempted on your part, then "Bravo" to you.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If I only had the same complaints in my life as this blogger.  You have too much time on your hands, sir.  Although, I was somewhat entertained by reading your various complaints against Dr Pepper products.  So, if dry humor was attempted on your part, then &#8220;Bravo&#8221; to you.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Pixies by Steve</title>
		<link>http://magicpork.com/?p=120#comment-25124</link>
		<dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2010 13:42:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>One time... really... just one time that you beleive yourself to have been wrong.  I would agree that your deductive reasoning skills are fairly more advanced than most.  At the same time I would say that infallible is a bit of a stretch.  I will certainly not point out any of the occassions when you may have been just a little outside of what most would conisider to be correct, but I am sure that it has happened.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>One time&#8230; really&#8230; just one time that you beleive yourself to have been wrong.  I would agree that your deductive reasoning skills are fairly more advanced than most.  At the same time I would say that infallible is a bit of a stretch.  I will certainly not point out any of the occassions when you may have been just a little outside of what most would conisider to be correct, but I am sure that it has happened.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Bathroom key by J.</title>
		<link>http://magicpork.com/?p=119#comment-24451</link>
		<dc:creator>J.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 20:14:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Starbucks is a bit touchy on this just see the response from customer service and from an "employee"

http://www.facebook.com/topic.php?topic=12359&#38;post=66604&#38;uid=22092443056#post66604</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Starbucks is a bit touchy on this just see the response from customer service and from an &#8220;employee&#8221;</p>
<p><a href="http://www.facebook.com/topic.php?topic=12359&amp;post=66604&amp;uid=22092443056#post66604" rel="nofollow">http://www.facebook.com/topic.php?topic=12359&amp;post=66604&amp;uid=22092443056#post66604</a></p>
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		<title>Comment on Bathroom key by suicide_blond</title>
		<link>http://magicpork.com/?p=119#comment-24438</link>
		<dc:creator>suicide_blond</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 20:57:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>yeah... what he said...
xoxo</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>yeah&#8230; what he said&#8230;<br />
xoxo</p>
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		<title>Comment on Bathroom key by kevin (admin)</title>
		<link>http://magicpork.com/?p=119#comment-24337</link>
		<dc:creator>kevin (admin)</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Oct 2009 21:58:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Re: Jim - Good point. That leads me to another thing I wish they had at Starbucks: a separate line for people that just want a cup of coffee. I hate waiting in line behind all these people ordering fancy drinks then finally getting up to the counter and saying "tall coffee". But I think their method works because there's been a couple of times that I ordered a fancy drink just BECAUSE I had waited in line so long. I had to get something more to convince myself it was worthwhile.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Re: Jim - Good point. That leads me to another thing I wish they had at Starbucks: a separate line for people that just want a cup of coffee. I hate waiting in line behind all these people ordering fancy drinks then finally getting up to the counter and saying &#8220;tall coffee&#8221;. But I think their method works because there&#8217;s been a couple of times that I ordered a fancy drink just BECAUSE I had waited in line so long. I had to get something more to convince myself it was worthwhile.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Bathroom key by Jim</title>
		<link>http://magicpork.com/?p=119#comment-24336</link>
		<dc:creator>Jim</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Oct 2009 21:41:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The only issue i'd take with this very impressive rant is "This wasn’t a bar on a Friday night, it was a coffee shop on a Sunday afternoon. "   Um a Startbucks in this town is as busy as bars on friday night....  Of COURSE they staff should keep the bathroom clean, but when they have a line out the door of yuppies ordering extravagantly made concotions its probably tough to do anything but...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The only issue i&#8217;d take with this very impressive rant is &#8220;This wasn’t a bar on a Friday night, it was a coffee shop on a Sunday afternoon. &#8221;   Um a Startbucks in this town is as busy as bars on friday night&#8230;.  Of COURSE they staff should keep the bathroom clean, but when they have a line out the door of yuppies ordering extravagantly made concotions its probably tough to do anything but&#8230;</p>
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